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watching this mismatched group of allotment ladies flashing their blackstockings and attempting to do highkicks. With a great slurping sound, Agnes's wellie shot off her stockinged foot and......
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flew like an exocet missile straight ........Comment
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.........towards the smirking face of Mr James Bond...........Comment
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..next thing he was crying like a great big baboon..sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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........because there was a speck of mud on his once-spotless white dinner jacket.....Comment
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agnes appeared full of appologgies,and offers to cook him dinner,and clean his jacket,but...sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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.........Mr Bond had set his sights upon..........Comment
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......the posh bird,more in his class,but what to do about the husband,,,,sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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...so he decided to do away with him, and bury him face down by the compost heap. He left the bum sticking up as he wanted somewhere to park his bike...
Zebedee
"Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"
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...but ahhh....such a daydream eh?
he'd already got one of these .....
and one butt was enough surely????
So he decided the next best thing to do would be to...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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..... be pleasant to Jerry, after all Bond might need some allies in the weeks to come - so he made Jerry an offer he knew he wouldn't refuse - to take his Aston Martin DB5 for a spin..........Comment
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round the lottie. Not very far but as he was a bit strapped for cash he couldn't afford the fuel for anything else.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Jerry jumped at the chance, and with a bit of suitable grovelling, accepted the car keys from Bond, who in turn took the keys to the Posh Bird's Des Res from her eager hand.........Comment
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" You'll find all the cleaning stuff in a bucket under the stairs...and mind you don't forget to dust behind the flat screen"...she said to him as she..."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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.... sashayed her way down the allotment path to her assignation with........Comment
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