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"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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hearing that remark,jaws became enraged,how ever mr posh was standing nearby,seeing and hearing made his brain twitch,as jaws let out an almighty ROOOAAARRR,coming forwards towards poor old aggie, posh bloke picked up a magnet threw it at jaws teeth where it stuck,attatched to the magnet was a fine wire conected to a battery,hope this works he thaught,next next thing BANG..............sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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BANG, BANG......Suddenly Aggie dropped to the floor and let out a blood curdling scream as the last bit of life drained from her body.... Mr Posh dropped his magnetic device and rushed to where the shots had rang out from the grassy knoll... Who had shot Aggie and why?
(sorry Aggie, but it was time for a murder
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folk gathered around the lifeless aggie,can she be saved,the culprit was an outsider awaiting an empty plot to become vaccant,it was ..............................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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......thought by many but that was pure speculation. Others thought it could be the mysterious dark stranger with a penchant for Mars bars who had been seen loitering recently.
Whoever it was, it was too late for poor Aggie and the Vicar said a few words of comfort to those present...........Comment
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sob sob sob,poor aggie,how could anyone have done that to her,midsomer claims another,sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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...enter M. Poirot....tweeking his moustash...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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.........who limps across to Plot 12 where an old friend of Hercules' gardens.
"Bon Jour, Mees Marple, wot 'as 'appened ici?"..........Comment
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" Alors" she responded.. " we 'av ze ploppy dumped ici"..." I knows I didn't ask for the 'orse ploppy ici"
...('er French accent improve daily don't ya thinks peeps????)
"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Meanwhile a mysterious man walked into the Mouldy Spud carrying a black suitcase..He looked uncomfortable and there were beads of sweat dripping from his brow..."Ah, you must be the band for tonight", said Paul...Paul was the village know it all and had a penchant for...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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.....the banjo ....Comment
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.......just so happens he had it with him,before the stranger had a chace to speak,paul started his george formby tribute act,""""am leanin on the lampost at the corner of the street lalalallalala"""",the place went silent..........sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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As some of the regulars realized that they might just be looking at Aggie's assassin... or maybe they were jumping to conclusions... They had before whenI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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..........young Daisy from Snail Cottage had walked in with her new baby that bore a remarkable resemblance to Ernie the Milkman. It turned out that the father was........Comment
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a first cousin twice removed of Ernie. He had never delivered a pint of milk in his life though and both his Dad and Ernie often wondered what would become of him.... Imagine their surprise when he graduated from college with a degree in..I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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