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..........biomechanical engineering. Nobody had the foggiest what it was or dared to ask for fear of another lengthy explanation that left them even more bamboozled, so they said it was all about robots and nodded knowingly. Just then Paul's banjo gave an off-key twang and.......
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They all started bootscooting like they was born on the prairie!Last edited by Feral007; 01-08-2012, 10:38 AM.Ali
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Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
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.....for suddenly the pub had gone dark as night itself. A great shadow spread across the floor and. silhouetted against the light behind was.........Comment
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The Lottie Committee...............................
Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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...........looking glum. Some were crying, all were in need of a beer, especially AP, so Paul the barman pulled pint after pint until.........Comment
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The tap ran dry
Fear not - yelled Aggie..............here form a line and where's the buckets (yelled the posh bloke) and everyone formed a line and then they started to bucket up all the sloe gin, Raspberry vodka (made from spelt grain) and Cabbage Wine (for those with 'issues')
Twasn't long afore the buckets started slopping over the edge, and a bucket or two got dropped. Twasn't long actually before quite a few of the lottie committee dropped as well!
Aggie and the posh bloke were still going strong tho.................Last edited by Feral007; 01-08-2012, 11:02 AM.Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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.......everyone was a bit perplexed as to how Aggie was still standing when they'd left her for dead on the allotments. Then, the penny dropped, it was Penny, Aggie's twin sister who was drowning her sorrows ..........Comment
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And bootscooting, to boot! (I should def go to bed before this gets any worse
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Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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Old Billy rubbed his tired, red eyes - "Oi'm 'aving a feeling of that didgeridoo nonsense" he muttered.
"Not so, old Chap" said Jerry "you mean Deja vu!" as he propped Penny up against the bar and ordered another round.....Comment
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another round of pizza's to soak up the alcomahol. Jerry is turning into quite the sobersides these days said Penny. I member when he waz jus a lil kid...............but then she fell over totally pickled so we'll never know..............Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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..just what state he got into years back,suddenly all was brought to a sharp hold as the chair of the committee banged the bar whilst calling for attention,...Last edited by lottie dolly; 01-08-2012, 01:32 PM.sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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"Friends, the Police have asked us all to remain at the Mouldy Spud until they have had time to question you all about the murder of dear Aggie. They believe that the murderer is known to us or may even be one of us.............Comment
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upon hearing them words,they all look at one another,each wondering just who it could be,only 1 person knew the answer,but who...................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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OMG said Vince (did we have a Vince? If not, we do now) ............I can't believe this!
It's not one of us for goodness sake! Everyone knows that there is a Lottie Murderer........been going around t' countryside knocking off a few here and there.............it's what happens when we get to the hunger gap time of year!
Where's the Vicar btw? And his big punkins?Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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Gladys, who rather fancied Vince, even though she was old enough to be his grandmother, piped up, "I saw the Vicar in the back of a big black car about 10 minutes ago. He was waving to me and saying something .....Comment
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