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after a while they came to another stop,cat could hear humans talking,suddenly the boot came open at the same time the cat flew out and ran for it's life,following the car scent back to mom,meantime the holdall was taken out the car to the shouts of.......................
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Last edited by lottie dolly; 03-08-2012, 10:32 AM.sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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OMG - talk about a 'kitty'. That cash was reekin'!Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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everyone turned to look at the copper............................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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The copper ran a finger round the back of his sweaty neck. 'Still', he said, 'better than euros'. 'Who's first up to bat?'Comment
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The Vicar stepped forward, somewhat relieved to escape Penny's fumbling in the back seat.........Comment
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'And I always though you were a tosser Vicar!' said the copper. 'Balls, bats, it's all the same to me old man' replied the Vicar'. 'Why back in the day they used to call me ...Comment
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.... W G Grace because I was always saying it!Now they call me......Comment
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... Billy bat 'n balls" he said and with a flick of his head he turned on his heel and headed for the crease. 'Ooo look ow ee swaggers' swooned Penny. The vicar reached the stumps, turned around, produced his bat in one hand, held it aloft to salute the crowd and with other he reached into his pocket and prodcued a king sized Mars bar, chomp ...Comment
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because we all know 'A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play!'
The vicar hit the ball for 6...........well maybe for 12! It was definately one to run for. All the fieldsmen were runniing in one direction after the ball, the vicar and one of the firemen were racking up the runs, when from the other side of the field comes......................Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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the posh bloke,i say old fellow is it you,who sits in the shed and eats the mars bars,if so,be jolly decent and clear up your mess,the vicar was quite taken aback at being .............sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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....accused of litter-leaving and the colour drained from his red and sweaty face. "'Tis not I, Mr Posh Bloke, for at the allotment I have better things to think about than eating Mars bars" giving a sidelong glance at the simpering Penny who..........Comment
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.......unlike some others,thought it bad to approach a man of the cloth in this manner,however,his face and manerism gave him away,from now on lottie members would keep an eye out whenever he was around,seems the vicar is not as holy as he would have peeps believe,not only a litter lout,but fibbs as well,also secret drinking of the communion wine,and that only what they know about,from now on peeps would wait for what else he gets up to,including miss penny and her ..................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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.........money. At that moment, Mr Bond, James Bond, came running across the cricket field dressed from head to foot in black carrying.......Comment
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... a dozen red roses and a box of Milk Tray. 'Money penny, will you marry me?' 'Not bloody likely, you're just on the rebound after that chick in Casino Royale! Anyway, didn't those roses come from plot number ...Comment
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30, the one with the pink shed and hammocks? Seeing the roses, the Vicar jumped up and down in his shiny shoes and squealed " No, no!! They're the one's from the Church Flower festival that were taken from the nave, you knave!. Just wait until the Women's Institute find out, they'll.........Comment
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