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  • .......some of the Old Codgers were talking about finding their Brownie Box cameras so that they could enter......

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    • ...whilst some of the youngsters thought they were talking about a box of Brownies and their stomachs started to rumble..having said that, they had been working hard on their plots and....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • .... it was time to show what they had achieved, although those with nothing to show but a bed full of weeds knew that they had lost the plot somewhere........

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        • ..along the way,then one of them pipes up,but we could have a new catagory,most pretty looking and wildlife friendly weeds,even if it got hidden biters in,
          sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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          • ... or "A decorative ornament made from snail shells".....,
            Last edited by veggiechicken; 07-08-2012, 07:51 PM.

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            • ... or most fancy strawberry planter or something. Although strawberries hadn't been doing so well this year. Some people put it down to ...

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              • There were, however, quiet murmurings amongst a group of men and the words cover crops, and harvesting were heard; when Q and P(or was it T?) started chatting over the sloe gin with the lottie holdiers they began to find a theme of a small group of men who had moved in and grown some decidedl odd, but very tall plants. They spent a lot of time at the lot, and had purchased some solar powered lights............to give the tomato's a chance to ripen...........or so they said.........
                Ali

                My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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                • ..........."I think its cheating" said Billy " using lights to grow the tallest sunflower. I think we should do summat about it"........

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                  • ........"Well they don't look very big to me", said Tall Richard from Plot 11.
                    "Oooh I think they're absolutely hooge" piped Little Richard from plot 12. The other plotholders had their own names for these two Dicks - just to avoid confusion...........

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                    • ... it took them ages to come up with something good no matter how hard they tried, but in the end they settled on ...

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                      • best keep out of it,and out the way,let em get on with it,today is the day Penny has arranged a lottie BQ and get together in memory of her sister aggie,she had thoughtfully placed a small box on a little table,to be burried somewhere in a short while within the lottie site,inside was a picture of her,the first set of fals teeth,the ones from the pond,1 by 1 other peeps came to put a small token of rembrance inside,the vicar started it of by placing a printout of a prayer carefully inside,..................
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • .........Peter from the Mouldy Spud brought Aggie's personal tankard, full of beer slops as she always liked it............

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                          • posh bloke put a stone in,the 1 she threw at him,not so long ago,.................
                            sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                            • ... and James Bond put in a diamond encrusted platinum cuff link (which which Tom Jones had given him for his 40th). Little did anyone know that it had a micro dot on it containing detailed schematics and instructions for the construction of a new type clean running vegetable fuelled nuclear reactor which would revolutionise the way the world consumed power, making it a cleaner, leaner, more prosperous and organic planet for all future generations. It should be safe there until Agent Aggie returned, or would it ...

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                              • ..........the queue of mourners waiting to put their mementos into Aggie's box grew longer and longer. The usual banter was subdued and respectful, just whispering, one to another, about the strange goings on at the allotments. But there was one in their midst who said nothing, looked neither to right nor left and was not recognised by anyone else in the queue..........

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