When they are ringing your curtain down...

[bearded bloke]

I'm staying for the party afterwards when I shall get ridiculously drunk

Hmmmmmm,that might be a whole new thread VC,bit yucky though but to get things going I suppose we could all have a glass in the fairly ridiculous reverse elbow tip manner

[veggiechicken]

I think that requires a demonstration while I'm sober, BB. Canst thou explain the technique??

[taff]

I want to be cremated, and I want The Crazy World of Arthur Brown playing Fire.
like so....
Arthur Brown - Fire - YouTube
{I decided this years ago, I want to be prepared ]