Consternation then satisfaction.............

[Snadger]

I was out jogging this evening on a long straight road. Young jogger-ess passed me at a rate of knots then disappeared up a side road. Half a mile down the road she passed me again after coming out behind me at a junction.
Further down the road she turned off again and I knew the road came out onto the road I was on so methinks "If she's going to try for a third time I'm going to make her work for it"

I upped the pace and noticed her coming down the side road and once again and bolting past me!

Two hundred yards down the road she dived behind a bus shelter got on her knees and puked! I was going to ask if she was ok as I merrlily jogged past her but thought it better not to rub salt in the wound.

Tortoisee and the hare springs to mind!

[binley100]

p'haps she was looking for somewhere private to puke and failing that trying to get home..........I remember having to dive behind a tree once when I was preggy..... at half seven in the morning it was not a good look

[Jeanied]

Was it her age or her gender that pleased you, Snadger? Or that she was sick?

Bit of schadenfreude I think.

[veggiechicken]

She was sick at being overtaken by Snadge after all the effort she had put in to avoid him
Don't mean it really, Snadge

[CaroltheCarrot]

Go on Snadger, I laugh at the young guns in some of my classes, they heave up the weights and then cant lift them off and rely on us older ones to help them, you dad on and do what you do

[Feral007]

Yeah I got sick of getting breathless walking in Sydney last time I was there - everyone speeding along - but then we went uphill on a slight slant (to me) and I was getting ahead without trying, could walk and talk on a steep slope but crap on the flat! I may be old and a little flabby but I've still got what it takes to walk up a mean hill!

[Snadger]

Was it her age or her gender that pleased you, Snadger? Or that she was sick?

Bit of schadenfreude I think.

It was when I worked out she was going to try and do me THREE times that addled me. It didn't really matter whether she was a young girl,auld woman,young lad,auld bloke...................it was the THREE times that got to me!

The satisfaction was that having been done, I realised she'd done herself.

No idea what a schadenfreude is and can't be arrised to google it.

[veggiechicken]

No idea what a schadenfreude is and can't be arrised to google it.

I think its Eurospeak for a Cold Shed - and we all know thats not appropriate since you you have your own stove

[CaroltheCarrot]

Think it means silly tart, in Fife speak

(Actually, in Fife speak it would be stuupit hoor but I was being polite)

[chris]

On the bright side of things, if she had a nice bum - you had 4 chances to look at it

[bearded bloke]

^^^^^^^^^ Tea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monitor

[bearded bloke]

Thinking on this it may well have been girlietriplets having a lark

[Two_Sheds]

she dived behind a bus shelter got on her knees and puked!

Laura Trott does that after every race

[Snadger]

Laura Trott does that after every race

It would have been really embarassing for my jogger friend if she had the trots!

[veggiechicken]

She obviously had the runs..........