Brain teaser!

[veggiechicken]

So there are two of you throwing a spanner in the works
Could have been worse, Nicos, you could have spelt Spammer!

[cardiffsteve]

Happy Birthday from me

Ooops so many birthdays I made a mistook

[veggiechicken]

This ^^^^ must be a new Russian Brain teaser - its been reported!

Thanks Mods!!

[cardiffsteve]

I tried but it said I wasnt allowed to access it.

[veggiechicken]

All I could read was "Internet" - that's enough for me!

[snohare]

Wassat......did I miss some S**m ? Drat, just as I needed some protein that isn't rich in purines...

[veggiechicken]

I had a Russian Blue cat once.......

[snohare]

Hey Nicos - was your spanner plastic ?
I'm really quite worried by how different my take on this is. I feel sure you guys are all hitting the nail on the head while I am going round the twist....totally nuts !

[veggiechicken]

Maybe you were thinking of tightening up your nuts, Sno?

[snohare]

Careful Veggie, with only a little coaching I might bolt...(that's a DIY fanatic's in-joke, in case you didn't guess that little twist to the thread).
Whatever I do, it looks certain to be a screwup, or I will be undone.

[veggiechicken]

It doesn't take me long to latch on to something, Sno, I saw that coming, - I've always thought you were a screw loose

[snohare]

And here I was thinking that I slotted right in !
Hang on - Veggiechicken is telling me I am crazy...I'm not sure whether that means I am actually sane...or really beyond help !

[veggiechicken]

The time has come, Sno - I'm sorry but there's something I must ask you - I'll PM you

[snohare]

Yes Veggie, I know what you are thinking...my name is Frankenstein !

[Nicos]

Yes Veggie, I know what you are thinking...my name is Frankenstein !

Oh goodie!

can I paint your nuts red to match my spanner then?