Job For VeggieChicken

[cardiffsteve]

Saw a job advertised today perfect fo VC

"To assist the opening mail and disruption on a daily basis"

Directgov jobs and skills search - Job details

Perfect

[veggiechicken]

Aww Thanks for thinking of me Steve. I could do that job easily, no further training required.
I like this bit of the JD too "dealing with correspondence, typing photocopying and fling for the management team". I excel at Flinging

[cardiffsteve]

Perfect job then!

[veggiechicken]

I wonder who typed the Job description as there are at least 9 mistakes!
Here's another - "respond to solicitors letters requesting medical records for patents" - so is this a job in the Patent Office or a hospital?

[cardiffsteve]

There are always typos in these ads, makes me laugh sometimes.

[veggiechicken]

If they can't be bothered to proof read their ads, what hope do they have? Good job I don't work there - heads would be rolling - around on the floor laughing........

[cardiffsteve]

If they can't be bothered to proof read their ads, what hope do they have? Good job I don't work there - heads would be rolling - around on the floor laughing........

And that is a Government website!

[veggiechicken]

And that is a Government website!

And I used to work for the Government.........many's the time I ended up on the floor - laughing!!

[mrbadexample]

And that is a Government website!

And as such is surprisingly well written.

[Vince G]

If you cnat spell it just proovs you is a bit ignerent. I wind Mrs Vince up as I'm always finding spelling mistakes in menus. They try and sound clever by putting posh culinary terms in, but then go and misspell them!

[veggiechicken]

I blame it hall on spellchequer - if the lettuce make a reel wood, then the would is excepted - the fact that it is the wrong weird is in material.