The Welsh National Veggie Show 29th September

[veggiechicken]

Its not what I thought either - its for Vegetarians!! I've been asked if I can help on the day
"Tasks include welcoming (and counting!) visitors, assisting with food tastings, washing up, leafleting, getting dressed up in an animal costume and getting visitors to complete our questionnaire. You can choose what you want to do – and take breaks to enjoy the show when you’re not helping out."
Don't fancy the washing up or the leafleting - but dressing up in an animal costume???
Would anyone like to go in my place?

[chris]

No thanks, but I might stand next to you and reel off random numbers!

[Bigmallly]

What's the animal VC? If it's a gorilla, I'm your man..........

[veggiechicken]

What's the animal VC? If it's a gorilla, I'm your man..........

You're perfect for the job - Gorillas are veggies and you wouldn't need a special costume - just come as you are

[Florence Fennel]

Would anyone like to go in my place?

Not a Snowball's chance in a CAT scan

[veggiechicken]

Not a Snowball's chance in a CAT scan

Does that mean No, Flo?

[Mikey]

I've always thought I'd make a good Zebra...

[veggiechicken]

I've always thought I'd make a good Zebra...

Just don't lie down in the middle of the road

[Mikey]

Just don't lie down in the middle of the road

I find that's the easiest way of getting a cab sometimes..

[veggiechicken]

Can you get a Zebra, a Gorilla and a Tortoise in a cab? We may need to know before the Show........

[Mikey]

Are you going as a tortoise then VC?

I'm sure G4 have some spare security vehicles these days.

[veggiechicken]

I'm well known for my tortoise impersonations...... Is that Glutton4........?

[veggiechicken]

Have you read "Life of Pi", Mikey? We need a hyena and a tiger too.

[Mikey]

Have you read "Life of Pi", Mikey? We need a hyena and a tiger too.

No what flavour is it?

And no not that G4, I was referring to the olympic security firm.

[lottie dolly]

lol G4 is the vans that take crims about and forget where the put them,if i was a lot nearer i would love to join in,just up my street so to speak,i can moo,horse with a cough,talk sheep,dog and cat,