I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B?

[Cue the Toms]

It's in front of me as I type?

Come on then?

Winner gets the next go.

[veggiechicken]

Bottle o beer

[Cue the Toms]

Bottle o beer

How did I know you would say that??? NO

[veggiechicken]

A bent banana?

[lottie dolly]

bisquits..........

[veggiechicken]

A Big-bosomed barmaid?

[Cue the Toms]

Come on grapes, it's an everyday item..... No tricks... Just thought I'd start a new kids game

[zazen999]

Barry?????

[marchogaeth]

Bindweed ?

[veggiechicken]

Broccoli ?
Biro ?
Book ?

[Cue the Toms]

NO NO NO NO NO... Come on grapes, it's very straightforward, try thinking of something everyday and then we can move on!

[Cue the Toms]

A Big-bosomed barmaid?

In my dreams, maybe

The one's that I do manage to get to come back to my place always get the giggles once I have taken my clothes off... No idea why though?

[zazen999]

NO NO NO NO NO... Come on grapes, it's very straightforward, try thinking of something everyday and then we can move on!

Everyday?.....

breakfast!

[veggiechicken]

NO NO NO NO NO... Come on grapes, it's very straightforward, try thinking of something everyday and then we can move on!

What can be more everyday than a book or a biro? You see, Chris, we don't really do "everyday" items here - we all have much more exotic tastes.
Got it!! A bandy budgie with a bent beak

[Cue the Toms]

Got it!! A bandy budgie with a bent beak

Only a certified nutter would think of that!!!