What should I watch tonight?

[veggiechicken]

9pm. Will it be Gardener's World with Monty giving advice on planting veg in September that can be cropped in winter, or The Wicker Man or Robin Hood Prince of Thieves?
Or should I just fall asleep as usual?

[Cue the Toms]

You could always come and sit on my mantelpiece to help keep my kids away from the fire!

[veggiechicken]

You must have a mighty big mantlepiece and a very cold house - and easily intimidated kids

[Cue the Toms]

I do, I do and yes, I do

[veggiechicken]

Tough!!..........

[Tomato Head]

Record Gardeners world to watch at your leisure with a nice cuppa (and when you can fully appreciate our Monty ), then fall asleep in front of Robin Hood.

[veggiechicken]

It'll take me half an hour to work out how to record it.........may have to be Iplayer and whizz through the rubbish..........

[Tomato Head]

It'll take me half an hour to work out how to record it.........may have to be Iplayer and whizz through the rubbish..........

I have Monty on series link

[veggiechicken]

Series link?? Doh. I have a vintage video recorder I don't understand. I'm off now to flick channels.......

[veggiechicken]

Wicker man's winning! Never seen it before and it has ad opportunities to see what's happening here and put the kettle on............

[veggiechicken]

So the Wicker man was a sacrifice because of the failure of the crops - does anyone have any spare willow please?

[cardiffsteve]

I've just ordered some for a school.

[veggiechicken]

Any sacrifices in mind?