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Originally posted by julesapple
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Easy peasy when you're a Nutter
The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.
Gertrude Jekyll
************NUTTERS' CLUB MEMBER************
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll
tell you a secret. All the best people are. -
Take a large glass of malt a very large glass.
When thats finnished take up the standard 'the plane is about to crash' position with my head between my knees.
It won't help of course but it makes it much easier to kiss your........................... goodbye.
Potty.Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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Borrow next door neighbour's gun and shoot the badgers which dig up my lawn.
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I'd make sure that Bean was happy during his last moments.A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/
BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012
Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.
What would Vedder do?Comment
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what i want to know is........................will finaly kill flamin weeds and horse tail,neeeerr did not think so,sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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YOLO, as all the youngsters seem to be saying these days. I hope it wouldn't make any difference to how I live my life even if I did have notice of it ending
Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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YOLO, never heard that before but then, I don't know any youngsters
I'm unlikely to get to know any in my last 9 hours either........
I guess we all should be living life as if it is our last nine hours .........where are my car keys
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I'd tell my boss to **** off....... nothing would give me greater satisfaction! I would die happy!Gill
So long and thanks for all the fish.........
I have a blog http://areafortyone.blogspot.co.uk
I'd rather be a comma than a full stop.Comment
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Go to the wine merchants and start at the expensive end.Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/Comment
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ok .... so after a bit of thought ....
you know how we sometimes bite our tongues? we'll i'd tell a few people "how it is" ....
and then i'd do something illegal, just for the hell of it ....Comment
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on thinking about this synario,i recon as we all be in a panic,and what to do would just evolve,wheather good,bad,or indifference,because our brains would not know which way to turnsigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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So who got it wrong then?, I'm still here!!!I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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Sorry, Mike - forgot to tell you! Its been cancelledOriginally posted by Mikeywills View Post
Still staring at your posterior?Comment
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Go to the plot and kick over my compost bins in disgust, then go home leaving the main gate open. Put the Christmas decorations up and play trains with the kids with slade on in the background.Comment
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I think we need more info on how it's going to end.
Anyway in my last 9 hours I would watch the film 2012, that
Would give me enough info and pointers on what to do lol, in the remaining 7 hours i would head for the hills (as thats where in the films the government tells people to go lol) failing that I would build an ark or grow gills 
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