What To Do With Cold Callers

[veggiechicken]

That's brilliant taff. I wouldn't be able to keep up the pretence though I'd be giggling........

[julesapple]

you can't, it's illegal.

besides, why bother when you can do this?
Prank Call - YouTube

makes me laugh every single time....

OMG....the tears are running down my face here. That is simply brilliant! My son had a crap day at the CAB today and that just plastered the smile back all over his face.

[Newton]

...or Back Slang! Does anyone do that these days? We kids used to talk all day in Back Slang so that our parents couldn't understand us.
If you don't know what it is - you take the first letter of a word and add it to an "-ay" sound at the end of the word. So Back Slang becomes " Ackbay Langsay".

I always said ackslangbay. oughthay tiway assay neoway ordway?

[Newton]

Sorry missed the prank call when I posted about backslang .....very funny.......apart from the gay bit which spoiled it a bit.... Unnecessary.....only a bit though.....great way of dealing with a cold caller......

[veggiechicken]

I always said ackslangbay. oughthay tiway assay neoway ordway?

Ouyay erway reatingtay ackbay langsay asay unway ordway, steadiay wotay ikelay emay!

[Newton]

Essyay....tisay aay outlay siereay otayaysay hanthay eadray!

[Newton]

Utternay....

[veggiechicken]

Esyay, iay greeaay. ouyay utternay ootay.........

[Newton]

We've lost them

[veggiechicken]

That's the last time they'll ColdPost us

[Vince G]

you can't, it's illegal.

Who says it's illegal and why ?

[taff]

sorry, it's not strictly illegal, but if you did it it, it it could be classed as assault....

[jacob marley]

...or Back Slang! Does anyone do that these days? We kids used to talk all day in Back Slang so that our parents couldn't understand us.
If you don't know what it is - you take the first letter of a word and add it to an "-ay" sound at the end of the word. So Back Slang becomes " Ackbay Langsay".

When i was coming home one day i called into butchers shop in Sheldon in front of me in the Que was a very tasty young lady behind the counter was 3 young men discussing what they would like to do with this young lady in kcab klat (bham back slang).
When it was her turn to be served she gave them both barrels it was hilarious to watch if they could have crawled under the counter they would have jacob.

[jacob marley]

my way of getting rid of them is when they want to do a survey and tell me that the call will be recorded for training purposes i ask for a copy of the recording at that the phone goes click mission accomplished jacob

I had one this evening and after a bit of persuasion he agreed to send a recording all the way from South Africa eeh eeh when i explained that is one of my hobbies iwill let you know if i get any thing .:jacob

[lottie dolly]

I had one this evening and after a bit of persuasion he agreed to send a recording all the way from South Africa when i explained that is one of my hobbies iwill let you know if i get any thing .:jacob

please be careful,i presume you gave them your details,in order for them to post it,hope they are cosher,for your sake,