Do Plants Have Collective Nouns?

[Mikey]

A head of cauliflower or broccoli.

[Mikey]

That was addressed to the Ape above you . Trust you to butt in

There's no ape, above me....there's one below me, I like to do things back to front.

Besides I know who it was addressed at, I still like it.

[veggiechicken]

Its no good, I've waited long enough for some innocent to come along "below you".
I've just seen LIDL's special offers - there's one thing that we don't need to buy - A Waffle maker

[Mikey]

I think the collective term is a waffle iron.

[veggiechicken]

Not in LIDL it ain't

[Mikey]

I don't know, I think I could do a ruffled shirt in that.

[veggiechicken]

I might have some underwear that would fit it

[Mikey]

Trust you to lower the tone, and we're off track again......

[Mikey]

An orchard of apple trees. A grove of lemon and limes.

[veggiechicken]

Trust you to lower the tone, and we're off track again......

I think we've done well to last until Page 2

[Mikey]

Yes, but they were only half way down page one when we ambushed it.

[veggiechicken]

We must be slowing up

[Mikey]

Would it be a gin of sloes?

[veggiechicken]

If anyone can explain the rules of this game, please tell me
Collective Nouns 2 - Bradley's Concentration

[Mikey]

Its a pair matching game, find the pairs. Season - Summer, Month - March, etc etc.