Shattered Illusions

[snohare]

Today, I discovered that spreadsheets cannot be trusted, LottieDolly cannot do Morse Code, and there is no Santa emoticon on order for the Vine.
What stories of shattered illusions do you Grapes have ?
(Tears or laughter equally welcome, I'm very bored here. )

[veggiechicken]

My shattered illusion - Snohare gets bored

[snohare]

It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework !

[veggiechicken]

That's just a case of cause and effect. Adopt my Motto - if its boring don't do it!

[lottie dolly]

It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework

then get on with it ,do like me,do a bit,THEN come on here,it gets done then,

my shattered illusions today are,the maid did not show up,and the fairies have gone elsewhere,me as usual

[veggiechicken]

I looked at a mirror today and it cracked - another shattered illusion

[Thelma Sanders]

I was under the illusion the weather would be nicer than it is.
Sunshine and showers were forecast - what have we got? - cold, grey, damp, dismal and depressing

[snohare]

I looked at a mirror today and it cracked - another shattered illusion

Were you crazed, woman ? These things always shatter upon reflection...

Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney, and I discover that Grapes have faulty picture hooks...

[veggiechicken]

Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney,

That's another of my illusions shattered - Thanks, Snohare

[Bren In Pots]

It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework !

I cleaned the bathroom only because its raining outside.

[Bigmallly]

I was under the illusion that you could grow P***nips in 2 months........

[mothhawk]

Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney...

He doesn't?? You'll be telling us next that reindeer don't fly!

[Bigmallly]

He doesn't?? You'll be telling us next that reindeer don't fly!

Sorry Mothhawk, apparently not but I believe pigs do.

[PyreneesPlot]

Lance Armstrong. Git.

[Tripmeup]

Ryan Giggs..anyone