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  • #16
    Originally posted by secret santa View Post
    Santa will be away the fourth week in December...just for 24 hours though.
    A 24 hour week where did the other 144 hours go
    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    • #17
      Don't worry, Santa will be working every minute until the 26th - when he has a day off in lieu (of what I don't know - probably eating too many mincepies on the 25th)

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      • #18
        Or could it be a hangover from all those glasses of sherry
        Last edited by bearded bloke; 17-11-2012, 09:34 PM.
        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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        • #19
          I DO hope Santa doesn't drink whilst in charge of a moving sleigh With my luck he'd get booked just before reaching my chimney

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          • #20
            Santa has a shandy or a glass of red at our place. Cheese and bickies, and a carrot for a reindeer. No more than one carrot tho as they make the reindeer fart! Poor santa.
            Ali

            My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

            Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

            One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

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            • #21
              Oi Feral,you mean like ...................









              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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              • #22
                Yes BB, exactly like that! So it's only one carrot per house, not per reindeer per house! Give the bloke a break!
                Ali

                My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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                • #23
                  I think Santa might be cirrhosis/diabetes proof....lucky guy!
                  Jules

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                  • #24

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
                      A 24 hour week where did the other 144 hours go
                      You don't know the half of it BB.

                      Actually, are you busy for the next few weeks, I have some jobs in some shopping arcades that need doing? I can send you my schedule, all you need is a seat, a red costume and a cheeky grin (). Oh, and a CRB check.

                      *puts feet up and snoozes.

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                      • #26
                        Santa make me chuckle there ^^^

                        * BB wanders off to check the CBR to make sure it is still in place












                        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                        • #27
                          I'll be leaving Santa some stodge and carbs to soak up the booze...plus a breathyliser kit to make sure he is good to go You know what the police are like, sods law and all of that

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                            Ha ha....yup. Hysterical.

                            Postage return labels...that kind of thing?
                            Return to Santa Claus. north pole.........

                            Loving my allotment!

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                            • #29
                              How do people know if Santa has received their PM? And is the mail to France and all as fast as just UK to UK?
                              Ali

                              My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                              Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                              One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                              Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Feral007 View Post
                                How do people know if Santa has received their PM? And is the mail to France and all as fast as just UK to UK?
                                Santa is only expecting PMs of names and addresses, or problems. I'm sure when he logs back on he will read his PMs and respond when he can.

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