Whos up for the pub?

[Florence Fennel]

In my experience, it's not too unpleasant an experience as long as the front end is companionable

[veggiechicken]

By the end of the panto, their rear end would be a familiar sight - in fact, you may not even recognise their face. Just hope they're not a fan of JAs

[Potstubsdustbins]

Surely you mean sillier? You might even win the leading part in the panto, but don't get your hopes up. As you're new, you might be expected to be the back of the cow

As long as I am not the front end that should be fun.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

Hey Potty, how are we both going to fit in the back end?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Snuggly VC snuggly.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

Mmmmm, sounds good to me - as long as I'm not the udder one

[Potstubsdustbins]

My main concern would be if the milkmaid appeared.


Potty

[veggiechicken]

It would be mine too, if I was in there at the same time

[Nicos]

The only pub I go to is once a year. They have everything your heart desires, it's all free and the clientele are just my type of people.

GARDENER'S RESTD

Watch this space peeps!!!

[Nicos]

Hey Potty, how are we both going to fit in the back end?

Fat arsed cow??? hmm...

[Potstubsdustbins]

Fat arsed cow??? hmm...

Double bubble, double bubble.

Potty

[Nicos]

Double bubble, double bubble.

Potty

We'll have no irregular bowel movements please Potty!

[Nicos]

Apparently Guinness is good at 'settling' irregular bowels....not quite sure how many though???

[veggiechicken]

If you seriously think I'm getting into a cow suit with a flatulent Potty........you're probably right

[Nicos]

It would certainly be 'an experience'!!!!! te he!!!!