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The barman came out from behind the bar, poked the fire, tossed on another log, and began to gather up empty glasses. "Are you lot doing a themed Christmas this year, or is it come as you are, like last year?", he asked. "Because I've got a job lot of....
...finally had a change of heart and given it to the village infant school to keep the guinea pig company?" "Well", said MH, "at least it didn't talk, unlike the parrot that belongs to...
...Two Shed's bird?" "Yes, that's the one, sat on the Christmas tree last year stripping the tinsel and dropping it in everyone's beer." "All birds are banned", muttered the barman. "But only the feathered ones, I hope", said.....
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