Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

......developed quite a rosy glow after............

[Potstubsdustbins]

she'd met with the salty dog who was......................................

[veggiechicken]

.........leaning against the bar, parrot on shoulder, crutch in hand...............

[bearded bloke]

on shore leave for good behavior ......

[veggiechicken]

........and keen to make up for lost time. " Rum", he shouted to the barmaid and........

[Potstubsdustbins]

and did a quick Moonwalk across the bar floor whilst.......................

[veggiechicken]

.....teaching the parrot to say "Pieces of After Eight" and I'll have some more of those..........

[Potstubsdustbins]

cheeky vimto's please and a......................................

[bearded bloke]

packet of pork scratchings .........

[veggiechicken]

......."Show me yer money first" demanded the blowsy blonde barmaid "'cos the likes of you ........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Black Russians have been known to......................................

[Aberdeenplotter]

be compared with my hero, the irredoubtable AP who has just come in after shopping for his aged inlaws only to read of the abuse heaped on his nether regions by lawnmower and so I think a drink on the house would be....................

[veggiechicken]

........in order said the Volga Boatmen especially when........

[Potstubsdustbins]

you have come all that way on your Moscow Mule which........................

[veggiechicken]

...has a kick like a........