Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Sheneval]

pure nectar thought Sheneval as he recoiled aghast at the sight of the barmaid's nether garments .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

being dried on the radiator. No wonder ......................

[Sheneval]

when Trip had spluttered his Hair filled Guinness all over her high flying skirts......

[Aberdeenplotter]

and that explained why her cheeks were so rosy and ....................

[Sheneval]

looked like bright apples whilst Trip sat muttering unhappily in the corner having.........

[veggiechicken]

.......been forced to suck the last of his Guinness through enviromesh - waste not want not - as his old granny always said when she..........

[Sheneval]

served up the pig's leftover potatoes.......

[Sheneval]

I could use that environmesh down the lottie if you're finished with it said Sheneval to Trip, never being one to miss a chance of getting something for the lottie for nothing but............

[bearded bloke]

Trip needed it to sieve the goose fat he had saved to use on his spuds .....

[Sheneval]

Trip needed it to sieve the goose fat he had saved to use on his spuds .....

D-mn said Sheneval who had thought that getting something in the pub was easier than hunting through skips..

[bearded bloke]

but these grow your own peeps are such a frugal bunch he was not really surprised,he resined to go back to plan # 1,which would see him ...........

[Sheneval]

scrabbling through the discarded piles of rubbish at the local tip - no wonder he suffered from the odd offensive aroma .......

[veggiechicken]

.......but everyone put it down to his overdosing on Jerusalem Artichokes and sprouts, although Shen tried to blame the Pub dog........

[Sheneval]

which both he and AP loved as it gave them both an easy get out

[veggiechicken]

......and the sooner they were out the better, muttered some of the regulars, those little scented pine trees were totally inadequate against those two........