Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Sheneval]

but not as often as an invitation to see ................

Trip's etchings

[lottie dolly]

nothing us girls hav'nt heard before

[veggiechicken]

.....or seen before..........

[Sheneval]

as for Ap's onions, said the barmaid, yawning...........

We've all seen them on numerous occasions...........

[lottie dolly]

Trip's etchings

like said us girls have heard..........................

[Tripmeup]

O Come all ye faithful rang out from outside the GR...."Carol Singers have arrived" said VC..
"Who is Carol Singers" said Sheneval scratching his head...." Oh never mind" said VC.

Just then a horse walked into the bar. "Ouch", he said.
"Why the long face" said Pots..."I've just been thrown out of the town panto for talking thru my arse" he blubbed..
" We might have a role for you so" chorused the bar of the GR as one...
The horse then ordered a....

[veggiechicken]

.....taxi to take him back to the theatre, despite........

[Sheneval]

the desperate pleas and entreaties for him to buy a round.........

[veggiechicken]

....bale of straw that they could use as mulch, the horse said he had to go as he had the trots..........

[VirginVegGrower]

Owing to a dodgy bran mash. Neighhhhh bours, everybody needs good...

[lottie dolly]

so at that......the bale of straw was put to good use

[veggiechicken]

Neighhhhhbours - like Whinnie who lives at no 40 and............

[VirginVegGrower]

Flirty Girtie at number 30...

[lottie dolly]

and red rum at 42

[Sheneval]

with cries of freebies echoing round the bar, everyone grabbed a bucket and followed the horse outside collecting the end results of the horse's problems as they went......