Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Aberdeenplotter]

maybe the cigar making companies did as well, kill or cure eh?

[Sheneval]

I'm afraid VC has not only damaged the tourist trade, she has also damaged her own chances of another gong - I heard on the Grapevine if the Mods will pardon my taking advantage, that she was being considered for an OBE on top of her MOM but that has gone out the window now as these pictures are bringing the Vine into disrepute as well as.....................

[veggiechicken]

...........promoting the tobacco industry - I can just see the slogan - "Smoke our cigars and you too could look like this".......

[Sheneval]

but these adverts will mainly be aimed at those who are out of their skulls on drink or drugs, a not inconsiderable number among those who smoke cigars in the Houses of Parliament where............

[veggiechicken]

......they also dress quite smartly........
Fancy a drink anyone? 'Tis the night before Christmas and we should be doing something special like......

[Sheneval]

sharing mulled wine before a roaring fire said the Barmaid who was anxious to make a good impression on,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[veggiechicken]

..........on the boys, especially when she leant against them with ..........

[Sheneval]

gay abandon holding on to her dignity with...............

[Aberdeenplotter]

a lack of dignity which was actually ............................

[veggiechicken]

.......quite becoming in one so ugly............

[Aberdeenplotter]

She must be growing on VC thought Ap as ................

[Sheneval]

he thought most of the guys would prefer to spend the night with a weighty Trollop(e)

[veggiechicken]

Aaaaah yes, Trollop! I have always found his novels rather weighty, said VC, who appeared to be wearing a mortar board and gown or was it........

[Sheneval]

just a figment of AP's imagination which..............

[Potstubsdustbins]

Hoooooo if we are doing fancy dress can I have the lady dressed as a firefighter? Then I could.........