Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Aberdeenplotter]

We'll need bodies here if we are to block up the door to prevent the door being blocked up

[veggiechicken]

Sorry Ap, but I draw the line at murder - even for an open bar....

[lottie dolly]

mays gone west ,but the rest are still around,speaking which,mines an advakat

[Sheneval]

Deffo panic stations now. Man the lifeboats, Woman the Mae Wests.......

Could we reverse the roles - I'm sure Mae West would.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

Did those that are around, come from the let's lose some weight thread?

[zazen999]

I am not far from derbyshire should I nip round and turns someone's lecky off?

Potty

You can try Tubs but you won't get very far; Mr Z and Mr VVG are mixing up the mortar by hand.

[veggiechicken]

Yep - now pass your plate around........

[Sheneval]

Sounds like a bit of hanky panky to me guys..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

I think Lottie and VC should go do a very slow strip tease in front of Mr Z and Mr VVG as a ................

[veggiechicken]

You can try Tubs but you won't get very far; Mr Z and Mr VVG are mixing up the mortar by hand.

Men!! They're such spoil sports (some of them )

[veggiechicken]

I think Lottie and VC should go do a very slow strip tease in front of Mr Z and Mr VVG as a ................

Cement curdler - would need something else to harden it off.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Try pressing the putor key withoput the lecky.

[lottie dolly]

I think Lottie and VC should go do a very slow strip tease in front of Mr Z and Mr VVG as a ................

i think it should be the men in a line up,doing the can can,then us girls can have the laugh of our lives hehehehe

[lottie dolly]

Cement curdler - would need something else to harden it off.........

put the fairy in it,or asbo chepo,it will hold it back a bit

[Aberdeenplotter]

or tell it to stand on a cold floor, works for me