Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

... squeaked Lottie as one of them pinched her on the derriere, and.....

[bearded bloke]

offered to show her his mighty hose,with tones of indignation she replied " ........

[veggiechicken]

"Call that Big, Sonny, I've seen larger gherkins in the greenhouse"..... with that....

[Florence Fennel]

Bit of decorum please ladies and gentlemen, you're making me blush

[bearded bloke]

Francois started the log fire in the hearth & bid Au revoir to the assembled group,who had started to rummage through the boxes of decorations strewn around the bar.....

[Nicos]

...and with that the pompiers had to rush off to an emercency call.

As it was starting to get dark, Chris pulled the curtains and kindled the fire with the pine cones VC had collected from her wood.
"Thanks for these....so much better for the environment than firelighters!"
Did anyone collect any chestnuts this year? The ones on the village green are tidly"

Out of his pocket , Snadger pulled out a piece of string,a washer, a rusty nail, a fluffy sweet, two strange pieces of twisty metal and a couple of conkers.
"I've got a couple of conkers but no sweet chestnuts...anyone for a game of conkers? Loser buys the crisps!"

[mothhawk]

"We need new tinsel this year, the old stuff in the box has gone all tarnished" said....

[Nicos]

mothhawk - who was busy threading some string though one of Snadger's conkers.

" It'll be the orange juice Flo sloshed it with last New Year's Eve party"....

[mothhawk]

..."Veggiechicken was wearing most of it at the time, posing as the Christmas fairy, that's why there's a star on a stick in the box too", said Nicos.

Just then, the door of the lounge bar slammed back on its hinges, and in came....

[veggiechicken]

.... Aberdeen Plotter "Quick, a pint " he hollered "in my special Onion-shaped tankard - the one I won at..........

[Nicos]

...the French Market...it's....

[mothhawk]

...made my day to find the Gardener's Rest already open for business. How many......

[veggiechicken]

..... packets of haggis crisps have you as...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

I need one with every pint of guinees I neck before closing time? Barman, barman he hollered .........

[bearded bloke]

bring me a pint of your very strong ale,you know the same as what lord black adder has ..........