Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Nicos]

Chris- the new landlord of the Gardeners Rest -grinned

" This is not just any strong ale you know- this is "incredibly strong ale" from.....shhh..you know where!!!....."

[veggiechicken]

For one (very short) moment AP was lost for words - "Not THE Incredibly Strong Ale, the one with the Special additive......."

[Nicos]

...the one wot puts extra hairs on yr chest?????

...VC spluttered, spraying her beer all over the bar....." Oh NOOOOOOOOOO...no-one told me about THAT!!!"...

[Aberdeenplotter]

AP rubbed his hands in glee and approached VC with his tweezers in hand. Lets see yer ......

[veggiechicken]

Oh NO, you don't AP!!I knew that shaving foam would come in useful one day..........Barman, do you have anything a little less hairy...........

[bearded bloke]

a small crowd gathered & all laughed as if one ........ "You not seen the avatar of he who drinks it the most" they said,just as BigMally entered the bar ..............

[veggiechicken]

.........clutching in his incredibly hairy arms a big stack of One Hit Wonders........

[mothhawk]

...and silenced everyone by ordering a sweet sherry with....

[veggiechicken]

a pork pie.............

[Nicos]

...not just any pork pie of course......

[veggiechicken]

.....not even one of those with the Special Hairy Additive but a.........

[Nicos]

specially impregnated Neanderthal gene ....

[Florence Fennel]

Pork pie? Pork pie? Where? My fave, has Binley brought the pickles?

[Glutton4...]

"Nah, She's too busy arguing with workmen at the moment." Said...

[Aberdeenplotter]

Mark Hughes who now having a moment to himself popped ...........