Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Aberdeenplotter]

compost heap when he ...................

[julesapple]

......he was turning the old heap into a new one. He got excited when they came to film him for a Public Information Film. Had his best flat cap on and everything. Lit up a roll up and then......

[veggiechicken]

......Bang!!! - Up it went, as well as the roll up and the compost bin, Flat cap took off like a Frisbee and ........

[julesapple]

...and garrotted Status Quo. Phew! We can get some decent music now. Let's have.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

a bit of reality, our AP has never smoked and ....................

[julesapple]

........there's a first time for everything. Pity it went so spectacularly.........

[veggiechicken]

wrong - blew up in his face so to speak! AP stood up and declared that he had led a totally blameless life, never swears, chased wimmun and does not partake of alcohol.......
The assembled crowds looked at AP, trying desperately to believe him - it was patently a fiction .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

now look here, spluutterredd AP, clearly shaken by these slurs on his character, I may have sworn, I may have chased wimmin(when I was able) and swallowed the odd sniffter but I've never ever smoked and find it distasteful and so I must .......................

[Tripmeup]

admit to being confused by what's going on here....But thats perfectly...

[veggiechicken]

..........normal given the amount of...........

[julesapple]

........wee nips.......

[bearded bloke]

of the bum all these ere wimmin are giving me,if I wern't so good looking I would be .......

[mothhawk]

...buying my own drinks. "You are anyway, BB" said MH, "we've nicked your wallet". Meanwhile, over in the corner by the box of decorations...

[lottie dolly]

something/someone,was luking in the shaddows

[veggiechicken]

"Boo!!"............