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  • #76
    Last month he had tried to sell them at full price in the Gardener's Rest and there was uproar when BB spotted that the Sell By dates had been tampered with! Chrispy Chris nearly had his chips that night, but tonight.......

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    • #77
      there was no such skullduggery,although the "salt & sheik" seemed to be lacking ............
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • #78
        BB & G4 happily tucked in thoroughy enjoying thier soggy salt and vinegar whilst supping their Hendricks gin..

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        • #79
          ...while Scarlet swigged her's back, enjoying a quiet night out at the Gardener's Rest... but it wasn't quiet for long.....

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          • #80
            In came BB,was it Hendricks ? silly sod should have locked the cabinet,best stop drinking now as tomorrow I shall be in a Welsh forest felling the tree for the village green,who has the adornment for the treetop asked ......
            Last edited by bearded bloke; 23-11-2012, 11:30 PM.
            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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            • #81
              ....VVG, who had always thought she would like to be up there herself, waving her wand at all and sundry.......

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              • #82
                but the thought of how a fairy gets fixed to a christmas tree had her eyes watering so she ............

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                • #83
                  Decided it better be a star that adorned the tree..........but which one?

                  Loving my allotment!

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                  • #84
                    Meanwhile, there was a bit of a commotion occurring behind the kitchen door. It was Binley's hooooge jam pan, on a full rolling boil...
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • #85
                      .......and strange gloops and gurgles could be heard........

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                      • #86
                        ....and that was just Binley. Meanwhile the unctuous jam had.....
                        Jules

                        Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                        ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                        Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                        • #87
                          started 'plopping' upwardly, like a volcanic geyser pool, but with a lovely sweet smell, as opposed to the nasty sulphur. Binley had clearly perfected her recipe, but the jam seemed to be taking on a life of its own...
                          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                          • #88
                            The jam oozed onto the floor and slowly began to rise up. As it rose it formed a shape. Binley gasped, shocked to the core.

                            "But that's....oh me gawd that's....just like........
                            Jules

                            Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                            ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                            Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                            • #89
                              a science fiction special effect,the merry (too much booze) throng knowing no fear gathered in the kitchen to watch The Jam's performance & concluded that,That's Entertainment ..........
                              Last edited by bearded bloke; 24-11-2012, 10:19 AM.
                              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                              • #90
                                BB had indeed found last year's remaining, and we thought, well hidden, bottle of Pea Pod wine!

                                Meanwhile,...
                                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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