Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Sheneval]

then again nobody's perfect except.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

me of course said AP preening himself and admiring his reflection in the pub mirror whilst ....................

[veggiechicken]

.....trying to wipe the dribble off his chin and shirt without the barmaid noticing, but..........

[Sheneval]

failing miserably in the process and feeling horribly embarrassed trying to divert her attention to.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

the important things in life which wimmin find irresistible like the twenty pound note ...................

[veggiechicken]

......that Sheneval had just tried to pay with - it was so badly forged that, instead of Her Maj's head there was.......

[Tripmeup]

a picture of a St Bernard...........The barmaid looked at it carefully and then looked at the till more carefully and said...........

[Sheneval]

I've already accepted three of these today from AP so I suppose another one won't make much difference but

[Aberdeenplotter]

I'm sure it's a dogged attempt to .................

[veggiechicken]

..........drink all the brandy. There's nothing worse than seeing a drunken St Bernard, leaning against a lamp post, unable to lift his leg without falling over............apart from seeing.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

VC in the same condition at the corner of the bar after ................

[veggiechicken]

........half a shandy and a packet of beernuts.--at 6am........

[Aberdeenplotter]

<grrh @ beernuts>

and again at 6.15am and again at 6.30am and 6.45am and .......................

[Sheneval]

I could go on all night or in this case all morning as VC apparently does but better to let sleeping dogs lie for only those without sin should cast the first stone and AP has a cheek to criticise........

[Aberdeenplotter]

such a paragon ........................