Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[bearded bloke]

but there were no blackouts in the 100 year war but if we could find a bottle of Black Label & one of Stones we are all on the way to being honourary Scots people ..

[veggiechicken]

.........yes please, muttered VC, trying to attract attention - a Whisky Mac please with lots of Mac, in fact you can give the whisky to someone else, I just have a Big Mac.........

[Sheneval]

If you drop into the allotment I can supply the bottle of Black Label but I'm afraid for beer I usually drink John Smiths or Boddington

[Sheneval]

.........yes please, muttered VC, trying to attract attention - a Whisky Mac please with lots of Mac, in fact you can give the whisky to someone else, I just have a Big Mac.........

Big Macs are quite thin on the ground - otherwise they are pretty thick - but there may be some up Aberdeen way - perhaps AP knows?

[veggiechicken]

......he may know about dirty white macs?.....(runs for cover)...

[Sheneval]

Well he did mention the Paragon which if memory serves me correctly was the name of an infamous Picture House where this type of individual frequented the back seats when I was but a mere lad, so you may well be correct - lets assume he does anyway but don't quote me.

[veggiechicken]

Your secret is safe here, Sheneval, you can rely on my discretion
As for AP, he is surprisingly quiet at the moment - I wonder what he is up to

[lottie dolly]

I bet he's tucking into that albenga,or wrestling with it,a big BANG was suddenly heared from the kitcken in the GR,a lone figure.....................................

[Potstubsdustbins]

Staggard into the bar damn them gas cookers said Potty that was .........................

[veggiechicken]

..........a close shave, as he rubbed his chin and.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

searched for his lost eyebrows which had..........................

[Sheneval]

gone astray and contemplated the reddened skin where his beard used to be

[veggiechicken]

Bleurghh, yuk, wossthis, some sort of hairy stuff floating in my glass. said Sheneval, wiping his mouth with a........

[lottie dolly]

but potty just shook his head,we will have to make other arrangements now to cook the christmas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as lottie poped in to say gdnight all,am of to me bed

[Potstubsdustbins]

Damp bar towel, at least that gets rid of unwanted nasel hair and................... grumbled Potty