Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

Binley's Jam was oozing under the door and across the floor towards the merry throng who were..........

[bearded bloke]

furiously buttering bread in readiness ............

[veggiechicken]

......."Fantabuloso Jam Butties" said G4, " but where's the CAAAAAAAKE?"......

[julesapple]

.........'I must have caaaake to soak up my..............

[Potstubsdustbins]

Cake, Caaake,

Never mind the cake I leave you lot for one night, just one night mind.

The pubs open early, full of half naked french firemen, firemen mark, no eye candy for the lads.

The kitchen's come to a sticky stop due to jam overload.

What ever next I ask myself, what ever next.

Potty wanders off shaking his head in disbelief at the amount of chaos in such a short time. I think I will go and polish the 'norty step' he mumbled I can see its going to get lots of use.

[veggiechicken]

"Come baaaack, Potty. We have need of your special skills. There seems to be a leak in the Barrel of Special Additive Ale as its empty ".........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Empty, Leak, all drank more like, during last nights shenanigans.

I'll get me ammer and a bung just incase.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

Better hurry, Potty, there's a big crowd gathering and they're thirsty........

[Potstubsdustbins]

What we need is BB and another barrel, and some french fire ladies would be nice to go with the jam and bread.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

BB is away cutting down a tree for the festivities but I'm sure he'll rustle up a few fire laydees for you........

[Potstubsdustbins]

It may well be to late for today. I have to go soon as I have guests coming for our bimonthly poker night.

So keep the noise down in the pub tonight, I will need to concentrate, or I will have no pennies left for the upcoming festiveties.

Potty

[julesapple]

Oh no...BB has been to Herne Bay for the Christmas tree. They won't miss it, but blink and we will. We need a Plan B (not a Plan BB) what next?.......Maybe there will be a solution in VC's Gardener's Twnety Minute Joke Book?

[veggiechicken]

......Found it!! How to decorate a Herne Bay tree in 20 minutes. First find your decorations, 18 minutes, hang on tree 2 minutes, Stand back and listen to derisive laughter. We can do better than that for the Gardener's Rest tree - we need bulbs, lots and lots of bulbs.........

[bearded bloke]

"Herne Bay Tree,just pull the leaves off & add them to a simmering casserole ,just look out the door in a moment & you will see me drawing nigh" said BB on his most recent text ............

[bearded bloke]

Ere yer go peeps ..................















twas a bugger to load on me own,anyhoo I done the basic deco's even put a star on top,I need ale .........................