Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Florence Fennel]

I'll help, I've got a big straw ...

[Glutton4...]

Hat, but it's not much use in this weather!

[Aberdeenplotter]

.......stick them on AP's tab......

Hmmmmmph sheesh wimmin picking my pocket for drink, No moral fibre I say and as for BB not knowing the difference between dominoes and card games needs spots knocking off him I'd say, I'm avin a bowl of chili and considering...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

..........considered all this baloney about the cellar being flooded and concluded it's just a ruse to get a slurp out of the barrels without paying. Cunning trick. Wish I'd ............

[veggiechicken]

not taken so long mulling over the wine and ........

[Aberdeenplotter]

thought of it myself. . Now volunteers needed to clean this place up. It's housework which is something I understand to mean something that wimmin do best, so ..............

[veggiechicken]

....why are all the laydees heading towards me holding out their mops and buckets, could.........

[Aberdeenplotter]

they have taken the ...........

[julesapple]

advice I gave them on beating up wayward Aberdonians with no respect for women?

[Aberdeenplotter]

which given that I only live in Aberdeen and am not an Aberdonion is of no relevance to me and set me off laughing about ................

[veggiechicken]

......the other misconceptions about Ap, like he always wears a kilt but nothing.....

[julesapple]

...on his feet bar fluffy maribou slippers......

[Aberdeenplotter]

to show off his often hidden sense of humour accidentally displayed in his mispelling of Aberdonian ^^^^^ above and of course ............

[veggiechicken]

.....his wee deoch an doris (lovely lady - an old friend of Ap's - she's about 93)....but still entertains him with her.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

Ronnie Corbet like .............