Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

.....splutters........
something rather invigorating and positively illegal - but, since the world will end on 21st December.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Who taketh my name in vain?

Pass the vibrating footbath that sounds most interesting.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

....Here it is Potty, but you're not supposed to sit on it or it will...........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Become terribly painful.

Just sit in the corner glass of malt feet in bath sound like heaven after a hard day.

But what yonder noise do I hear approaching?

Potty

[Aberdeenplotter]

It's wind Potty, take some Gaviscon and then .............

[veggiechicken]

Methinks its BigMallly just swinging down from his nest. Look after your coconuts boys and girls or.......

[Potstubsdustbins]

Feet in foot bath, hand on me nuts, glass in other hand. This is getting difficult hope there nowt else to hold onto.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

........your modesty, perhaps - said VC with a wink and.....

[Potstubsdustbins]

And a slight smile. Mind you I won't half mind hanging on to Modesty................Blaze

Potty

[veggiechicken]

and, since its nearly Chri***ad,

[Potstubsdustbins]

O'er thankyou VC does an old man a lot of good. Is BM still about I want ot use my other hand for me crisps.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

I hear that Modesty is rather partial to nuts too..........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Shame I only have crisps, I'll nip to the bar and get some nuts, do you know if she likes peanuts or big brazils? I like a chocolate brazil so I do.

Colin

[bearded bloke]

thats not what I heard should be ,,,,, Modesty is rather partial to nutters too.......

[veggiechicken]

....then Modesty should feel right at home in this company......
Potty,I've heard she's partial to cashews - "If I cashew bending I'll......."