Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[Aberdeenplotter]

Gawd VC, musta been a harder night last night than I thought

It's all good VC,yer know how these french go on about the Equalitie & the libertie,they got more brandy than us so AP is going to equalise things by liberating some .......

home brew which would put hair on yer ..............

[bearded bloke]

yer feet,speaking of hairy feet where have those hobbits got to ......

[Aberdeenplotter]

with my egg and chips? Just can't get ..........

[bearded bloke]

the staff these days,I blame .......

[Aberdeenplotter]

the folks who grow their own, well everybody else blames them and ...................

[Glutton4...]

They're probably right.

[Aberdeenplotter]

Oh no they aren't said AP in seasonal panto style,they are talking through holes in their ......................

[lottie dolly]

airtex vests,what ever next............

[veggiechicken]

.......liberty bodices.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

wonder how I'd look in one of them mused Ap as ............

[veggiechicken]

... he stripped off his woolly jumper and revealed his.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

NVS teeshirt setting him apart from ............

[Florence Fennel]

the crowd. Talking of which, there seem to be an awful lot of noses pressed up against the window pane of this hostelry. Come on in folks, you'll be safe with us. Well, some of us. Meanwhile, there were rumblings at the bottom of the cellar steps

[veggiechicken]

........not Potty's boborygmus again, he really should.......

[Florence Fennel]

take it steady with the wee drams and get Potty to sort out his plumbing. His pipes are