Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

........but they ignored Ap as he was always protesting his innocence, far better to spend their time in the bar planning.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

Christmas in the gardeners rest without him , sniff sniff .............

[veggiechicken]

.....sniff! What was that awful smell coming from........

[bearded bloke]

the garlic & Camembert that Nicos smuggled into the country on a ferry disguised as ........

[veggiechicken]

.....an extravagantly iced Birthday cake, smuggled in by Nicos disguised as a Fairy Godmother on a ferry disguised as the QE2 .......

[Aberdeenplotter]

dis guys are extracting the urine said AP from the back of ................

[veggiechicken]

.......the compost bin for the 3rd time this evening.........

[bearded bloke]

aye,urine is the best thing to get a compost heap started .........

[Aberdeenplotter]

and the best thing to get urine going is a pint, Mines's a ..............

[bearded bloke]

pint of heavy please landlord ....

[veggiechicken]

.......and, since Ap's paying, I'll have a brandy please, Iechyd Da!!......

[bearded bloke]

Itchy what BB runs away just in case of .........

[veggiechicken]

.....Come Back BB, I have an itchy palm, but I can't remember whether its paying out or the receiving one .........

[bearded bloke]

I shall return,but not until I have traveled far & filled my vehicle with .....

[mothhawk]

...tinsel and...