Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

......what about a game of snakes and ladders? (said VC - who was always partial to adult games). Loser buys the drinks?.........

[Aberdeenplotter]

No Chance thought AP to himself I've got three pints in the tap and I'm ......................

[Potstubsdustbins]

Now there's a snake in the grass thought Potty......................... I smell a..................

[Aberdeenplotter]

..... hold on a minute said AP, what happened to the FEE fo Fi fum?..............

[Potstubsdustbins]

Hang on a mo I am the only English bu**er in here tonight, just hang on a mo...........................

[veggiechicken]

At this VC takes out her teeth and sharpens them.............

[Potstubsdustbins]

Not be long said Potty I need to pop to the loo. With that he was gone in a flash. Once in the loo he took of his works clobber and put on his......................................

[veggiechicken]

leopardskin leotard, feather boa and a very big grin and.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Putting his big spanner in his pocket he flicked the boa around his neck with some aplomb and headed for the loo door where he met.............................................

[veggiechicken]

.......AP coming out of the ladies.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Aye Aye thought Potty now thats a strange one wonder whats going off..............................

[Aberdeenplotter]

How did he know I was going to do a strip tease asked AP, was it because ............

[veggiechicken]

...of the trail of clothing leading up the the loo door?.Subtle.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

but that was your clothes spluttered AP in ........................

[Potstubsdustbins]

Potty being of a delicate disposition blushed and went quickly back to his seat where...............