Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[bearded bloke]

cider,but they had run out , I am heading towards the cider producing counties shortly said BB,I will bring some stock back with me,but not for a few days ......

[bearded bloke]

drink orange juice until I return & your thirst will be great .......

[julesapple]

.....and your need for bladder relief even greater........

[veggiechicken]

....erm, thunk VC, Orange juice and cider, 'twould make a change from blackcurrant, God Speed, BB, .. we will drink to your safe return..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

and anything else we can think of if we get ...................

[mothhawk]

...the bung out of that barrel of home-made ale that has just been set up on the bar by...

[veggiechicken]

......MikeyWills who wanted to try it out on the unsuspecting, before.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

AP arrived with his litre sized tankard and ...............

[veggiechicken]

...downed the lot in one enormous Aberdonian swig, for it was well known in local drinking circles that Ap .........

[VirginVegGrower]

Liked his bevvies to be the size of his prizewinning alliums, but the...

[veggiechicken]

.......truth was, Ap like everything to be on the Big side, especially.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

His big deep, very deep pockets pity they are aligned with short arms......................

[Aberdeenplotter]

and his wimmin which are alos aligned with ..................

[VirginVegGrower]

His melons and his...

[veggiechicken]

.........Venus, passing through Uranus "said G4 who had been studying Mr G4's Crystal Balls today (it being the occasion of their 15th Wedding Anniversary) "and I foretell...........