Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

...even want a hug from all you luvly laydees, I'm that bard.... and he sniffled and snozzled and generally became a right pain in the........

[Aberdeenplotter]

Gardener's Rest. I'm off to bed he sniffled, adieu .......................

[veggiechicken]

....."Oh No you don't " chorused the luvly laydees who had an idea......

[Nicos]

"Goose grease and brown paper at the ready" called Nicos tearing off AP's shirt

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[lottie dolly]

just like a magnet the laydees all made a rush to rub it in,it was hard work though,and made the hands go funny rubbing it amongst the fur on his....................

[veggiechicken]

.... sporran. Just at that moment, in came Potty, as stiff as a board - as for his back..........

[Potstubsdustbins]

A Stoop of your finest ale please landlord, I have heard that alcohol is very good for the relief of.................

[veggiechicken]

stiffness, relaxing the muscles and taking away the pains - apart from those brought on by falling over......

[Potstubsdustbins]

Which is a by product of to much.............................

[veggiechicken]

.......just too much.........

[Potstubsdustbins]

Well after me pint I'm off home SWMBO has promised me a rub down with................................

[veggiechicken]

...goose grease and brown paper - just like Ap had He's gone very, very quiet - hope he didn't mistake it for a bit of crackling

[Potstubsdustbins]

Nothing quite like a portion of scented goose grease applied with SWMBO's hands. So I will see you all on the morrow

Goodnight all

Potty

[veggiechicken]

Goodnight Potty and Mrs Potty-SWMBO. I do like a double barrell

[Aberdeenplotter]

...goose grease and brown paper - just like Ap had He's gone very, very quiet - hope he didn't mistake it for a bit of crackling

Nah, AP took to his bed in an attempt to regain ...................