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....by a Big........Pink........Bubble of Gum that was dangling from his dentures and threatening to pull them out at great speed and probably damage the........
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(scuse me, I still ahve all my own teeth and no dentures
) Chandelier in trajectory over ................
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the curiously low hung mistletoe .........He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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....that was dangling from.......Comment
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...the new barmans reindeer hat....Evening all he said with a ...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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n australian accent, what you having cobber. Good of you to offer said AP, mine's a ............Comment
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... Feral in her horse riding outfit, said Ap, drooling.........Comment
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over his pint of guinness. That lass does nothing for me as his nose ................Comment
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....dipped ever lower into his glass. Everyone knew Ap had had too many as......Comment
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he started using his nose as a straw and quickly ..................Comment
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...realised that Guinness clears out those parts that other beers fail to reach,,,,,,,,Comment
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snorted back a whole pint of..........is that loud enough VC
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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......Pardon, Bins?......Comment
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flamin' eck took me that long to shout out , I missed the post
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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