Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

**veggiechicken** · 13-12-2012, 10:10 PM

......his special monogrammed handkerchief, given to him by........

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:12 PM

Bigmally who hated anyone wiping their nose on their sleeve as..........

**veggiechicken** · 13-12-2012, 10:15 PM

... it clogs up the washing machine

but does make clothes easier to iron, however..........

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:17 PM

don't let that stop you if it makes you happy although.........

**Potstubsdustbins** · 13-12-2012, 10:21 PM

It has to be said it saves on starch ...........................

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:24 PM

however on reflection it might be considered somewhat eccentric if you do it even when you don't have a.......

**veggiechicken** · 13-12-2012, 10:28 PM

...sleeve to wipe your nose on - just a hairy armpit and a......

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:29 PM

pair of swimming trunks making.........

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:31 PM

quite a disturbing sight in the middle of Trafalgar Square on Christmas Eve...........

**veggiechicken** · 13-12-2012, 10:33 PM

......the contortions somewhat..ummmm........contorted. As if on cue. the door to the GR swung open and, cartwheeling across the floor came.......

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:36 PM

a big St Bernard accompanied by a background wail of 'who let the dogs out' fortunately

**Potstubsdustbins** · 13-12-2012, 10:37 PM

Not VC she has gone all sensible so it must be....................................

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:40 PM

Prince Charles still suffering the after effects of the elephant stew which ..........

**veggiechicken** · 13-12-2012, 10:40 PM

G4's dawg must have finished orf............

**Sheneval** · 13-12-2012, 10:43 PM

much to the Prince's disgust as he had intended to have second helpings being..........

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