Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

...that ridiculous Movember thingy that just lingered on, keeping my face warm....

[Sheneval]

Sheneval was spitting and spluttering all over the place - this reminds me of a day out at McDonalds or Burger Bar with the grandkids with added hair he sobbed

[Potstubsdustbins]

Potty sat in the corner bathing his upper lip in ......................

[Aberdeenplotter]

meanwhile, something stirred in the other corner under the pile of hats and coats. It was AP wakening up after a well needed ...................

[veggiechicken]

..........Awww AP, you didn't, did you? That's disgusting! Said VC, holding her nose and shooing him out the door ............

[Sheneval]

Never did like that sh.tty coat muttered Sheneval - oh no not in my bunnet as well - I have a godawful time getting one to fit my head he said, dragging his gnarled and mishapen body towards the bar as far from the dreaded corner as possible.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

it wisna me, ah am innocent, musta been that dug that's been looking to get outside all day but couldn't because of the rain. Bit of good luck with the cap though. Saved ..............

[veggiechicken]

........but to no avail, the stench pervaded the atmosphere. Normally, they would blame the dawg for any messes, but he was orf gallivanting round the village green. There was no doubt, it was AP and.....

[Potstubsdustbins]

By this time Potty was wishing he still had his tach, at least that would.......................

[veggiechicken]

......have filtered the aroma - what has AP been eating, - not the JAs.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

nah, I've had nowt but immitation beernuts. If my guts had produced that noxious dollop, I'd be needing hospital treatment. Tis deffo the dawg. Look at it, there's even turds stuck to .....................

[Sheneval]

Smells more like Ham Hough soup - certainly keeps the pests up the allotment at a distance and allows you to get on with the work - funny the odd looks you get though, as if........

[bearded bloke]

the favoured meal of the double hard Aberdonian clans,steamed brussels sprouts in cold baked beans with curry sauce all washed down with a pint of Guiniss was a strange mixture......

[Potstubsdustbins]

T'were a rat that had crawled up a drain pipe and....................

[Sheneval]

No wonder the English redcoats ran like hell whenever they encountered them and it probably explains the real reason for the Highland Clearances also why there was nothing worn under the kilt