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My thoughts exactly hope someone has some fast transport otherwise....................................
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Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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......well it won't be Lottie as she is car-less (unless her OH will drive her oop north) which seems highly unlikely given the circumstances..........Comment
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Well VC as you said earlier 'clock watching' time for me to retire Sleep well I will catch you on the morra good night.
PottyPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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Good night Potty, looks like its orf to bed alone for me now
either that or I talk to myself for a while longer. See you on the morrow - and don't forget to wake up!!
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Tripmeup sat alone in the GR bar supping his Guinness and eyed the barmaid as she cleaned up after the regulars....." You can lock up" she said' " unless you want me to stay" she purred.... "
"Good night" said TMU...... and then he was alone with his Guinness....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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........Boo!! said VC as she crawled out from behind the settle. TMU jumped out of his skin, spilling most of his precious Guinness. Blinking, and rubbing his eyes, he said, tentatively, "Is that you VC?" but there was no reply, nor was there any sign of her, not even a waft of the delicate perfume that she wore...........Comment
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It was all very mysterious..." That's definitely her perfume" thought TMU....." Maybe she is in the loo..." I shall pour her a glass just in case" he said... And I shall have another pint too....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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Having went to investigate the "boo" noise and the appearing and disappearing perfume smell, TMU decided that if there were spirits around, then he should not fight it..." I shall have a rum" he decided and duly poured himself a large one...
Having finished his Guinness and rum, he locked the door behind him and walked slowly away from the GR happily singing "Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
Little did he know that lurking in the shadows watching him making his way home was a mysterious figure.....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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...............and mysterious is the nicest thing anyone has said about my figure lately - said Feral!
As she watched TMU staggering drunkenly along the pathway between the bindweed and the zuchinni...
just as she was about to say BOO and frighten the stuffing out of TMU, a dropbear fell on his head.....
there was much cursing and swearing and hopping and jumping by TMU...whilst Feral was cursing up her own storm along the lines of.........there's never a bluddy dropbear when you need one! But just when you don't need it the d@mn thing turns up.Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
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Could have been worse tho, thought Feral....at least TMU didn't have a torch on, those dropbears are attracted by torchlight and he could have been mobbed
Some folks just get lucky.
Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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OOOOOY,am not greedy,i had 1 awaiting,just across the hall,Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostBit of a coincidence,don't you think Potty? The two of them going off to bed together.........
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TO right lol,you are,so correct,plus,i do not have the time to spare,i got cards to write out yet,and post,plus the mature woman might not be his cup of tea,but on the other han,we have a spare room,should he like some more lottie digging experience,free board and lodgings,of cause,
,now where have you all got to,you still in yer pits,out comes lottie with the mallet,and is all ready to strike the gong when..............................
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He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Comment
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....we're here, Lottie but we thought you might want a little "lie-in" this morning - always a good thing after a hard night....and by the way where is Sheneval?Comment
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I got home safely in case any one was worried
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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