Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[lottie dolly]

nothing to worry about that,i know of another a spoon of coffee ext can vary from half a flat,to a heaped spoon,then takes offence when a compaint is made,,right,this bird,says lottie,is knockin of now,will clock in tomoz,after shopping

[veggiechicken]

Gd Night, Lottie, is it something I said? Just as I arrive, you leave

[lottie dolly]

no,no,no,am not up to par yet,,was up on here till gone 3 pm this morning,just need lots of chill time

[Aberdeenplotter]

aye, the lightweights can't stand the pace can they. TMU must have tired our Lottie out during their spell in the cellar earlier. He has a reputation for .......................

[veggiechicken]

.....his staying power, there really is no limit to the amount of...........

[Tripmeup]

Guinness I can drink.. HIC.... Poor Lottie was astounded by the way I carefully...

[veggiechicken]

..............put each glass down before picking up the next, without a shake or spill.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

but that spill was the last straw .....................

[Tripmeup]

" the last straw?" cried AP....." But I always have my mojito with a straw"...."
"well you will just have to use a.....

[veggiechicken]

.......glass like most decent people, now what would you like. Trip's paying, once the Barmaid's lets go of his........

[Aberdeenplotter]

inhibitions .

Anyway, now only three sleeps to Christmas and this place is looking like a pigsty again despite Flo's efforts the other day. We need a big effort to get this place looking and smelling fresh. We need a rota. Nominations please with reasons.

I'll nominate myself for the first session because I need to set a good.....................

[lottie dolly]

plate of nuts,after filling it up yet again,in comes VC and LD nuts whooooooo,peanuts,their faces fell as they not salted,and .................................we crossed wires aagain,and trip and me had our turn,the cheeeeeeeeeeek,said lottie screacking on.....................

[veggiechicken]

What have you been drinking Lottie? Not on the emergency lighting meths again?
Now, who needs a Scrubber?

[Tripmeup]

" Who called for a scrubber" said a voice from the cellar.....
Slowly coming up the stairs the voice grew louder. Everyone turned to look to see who it was..." "Why it's none other than the panto horse" said AP, who knows his onions.." We all thought you were gone back to town" he said. "Neigh way" said the panto horse, " not with all this free Guinness knocking around".

With that he galloped over to the fire and threw another...

[veggiechicken]

.........of AP's books of Incomprehensible words into the flames, "Not long now" he whinnied and trotted over to the bar, looked lovingly into the eyes of the barmaid and said.......