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  • "I need a couple of large baps to soak up the Guiness please" & reached across the bar towards ....
    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

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    • where slices of melon,spiced with rum,orintal spice sprincled with brown sugar,that was on a platter instead of the nuts,as the landlord had forgot to ..........................
      sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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      • ......order any crisps, picked up the edge of the platter between his big yellow teeth and with a quick flick.......

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        • it was all over...........................
          sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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          • ..........the barmaid's baps......
            ......totally destroying the cheese and onion ones although the ham and pickle............

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            • Suited her very well she thought... Best get a move on with the decorations she thought and with that she threw..
              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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              • .......a paint brush at Trip and pointed to a pot in the corner....

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                • "Don't ever pee in that again" she shouted....." But but, that wasnt me" , said Trip, " it was that panto horse" he explained." He'd way too much Guinness" said Trip.... Just then,VC fell off...
                  I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                  ...utterly nutterly
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                  • the bar stool in fits of laughter,at the thought of the panto horse negotiating the tin in the first place,
                    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                    • " It explains the Purple patches on the Panto Horse's dangly bit ...........

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                      • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                        " It explains the Purple patches on the Panto Horse's dangly bit ...........
                        you know,the straps used to ...................................
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • Of thread sticking from his nose...."Well whoever it was can clean up, because I am most certainly not" she snorted..." Ah quit complaining" said Lottie " and put your...
                          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                          ...utterly nutterly
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                          • your elbows to it,you know where the ....................................
                            sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                            • .......top part of your arm joins the lower bit, the bit you lean on the bar with, when you're not resting your .........

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                              • ....head on it after too much......
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