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  • who had noticed that the new barmaid was
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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    • raking in her drawers for

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      • Change of a fifty...
        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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        • .....euro note that Nicos had left to pay for the next round of drinks, although it was unlikely to be enough the way that........

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          • the prices had went up since the new barmaid had started... Although she had been highly recommended by Shen, it was more than apparent at this stage that.
            I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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            • she only had one thing on her mind.................
              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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              • and that was,have a good old soak in the tub,and get ready to go meet....................................................
                sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                • Aladdin? What? Did I miss the Panto this year and the Carols on the Village Green outside while G4 mixed the punch? Are all the needles off the tree yet? Who ate my black dag? Don't you dare shut me in the broom cupboard again, I've only just recovered.
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                  • "Hello Flo", said MH, "no we haven't had the panto or the carols 'cos all the blokes seem fixated on barmaids and it's extremely hard to get them off the subject, poor deprived souls that they evidently are. We did have a singsong earlier, but we don't seem to have enough people to make up the cast of...
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                    • Originally posted by mothhawk View Post
                      "Hello Flo", said MH, "no we haven't had the panto or the carols 'cos all the blokes seem fixated on barmaids and it's extremely hard to get them off the subject, poor deprived souls that they evidently are. We did have a singsong earlier, but we don't seem to have enough people to make up the cast of...
                      may I remind you that the dislexic among us still see a singsong as being gins snog which is very pleasant especially after a half dozen .......................

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                      • ........barmaids have been serviced..............

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                        • With the Barmaids as pictured by VC in the past I suspect that a very large number of gins would be necessary; enough to make snogging impossible unless the Barmaids were taking advantage of comatose customers............
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                          Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

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                          • Originally posted by mothhawk View Post
                            "Hello Flo", said MH, "no we haven't had the panto or the carols 'cos all the blokes seem fixated on barmaids and it's extremely hard to get them off the subject, poor deprived souls that they evidently are. We did have a singsong earlier, but we don't seem to have enough people to make up the cast of...
                            Three Men In A Boat, never mind Aladdin. Did you not all realise that since the fire in the Hall, the GR has to be the hub of the community? Who hired the barmaids? I thought it was usually down to the rota? I don't mind taking a turn with the optics ...
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                            • .......If you haven't seen the barmaids yet, Flo, don't go to the Opticians - you don't want to see any details. Ap, Shen and Trip seem to attract the ugliest of ugly barmaids- maybe they like being pursued around the compost heap by the cast of a horror film.........

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                              • Triffids? I'm sure we had a beanstalk in here one year, though whether anyone successfully climbed to the top and what they found there escapes me. Now, here's the vicar.
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