Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[veggiechicken]

.....don't tell me that you and Lottie are slipping away together again...........

[bearded bloke]

wimps,there is an easy way to get an over-enthusiastic barmaid reined back in,just or a round of pangalacticgargleblasters,soon shuts them up

[bearded bloke]

[Sheneval]

.....don't tell me that you and Lottie are slipping away together again...........

sshhhhh no one else noticed

[lottie dolly]

Have i got a stalker,i say....HAVE I GOT A STALKER,,i don't mind,as long as you come to dig our lottie,

[bearded bloke]

you'll be ok LD,so long as Shen has not got a stonner going

With all this rain the brook out back of the GR was rising quickly .... "We could dam it & start our own hydro power plant" said the forum ace plumber,"just think of the advantages .......

[lottie dolly]

of an on site swimming pool,a charge could be made,to raise funds for a refurbishement,and please what is a stonner asked a shy lottie...........i just googled ,a new one one me,defo go stalk another,like............................................

[bearded bloke]

LD obviously does not know anybody from Glasgow ..........

funds for the refurbishment,there should be enough in the bar takings for that,save the charge monet & add heating at a later date I reckon .......

[lottie dolly]

lottie says no,have been toled,i have some scotch blood,and irish from me dads side,it however must have thined down greatly,as i not like most alochols,i did google,and depends on wether a 1 or 2 n's,nether appeal to me lol,

I agree regards the heating mr pots,most important,but funds still needed for the running costs,now where has everyone gone...........................

[Sheneval]

LD obviously does not know anybody from Glasgow ..........

funds for the refurbishment,there should be enough in the bar takings for that,save the charge monet & add heating at a later date I reckon .......

If we build a hydro electric plant that should take care of the heating; [it is something we should be doing a lot more of anyway until we manage to harness the power of the tide]. An outdoor heated pool sounds good to me .............

[lottie dolly]

LD goes of in search of a swim suit,

[bearded bloke]

but an outdoor heated pool would need planning permission & you know what these Admin types are like,we should call it a temperate water feature & claim EEC funding ........

[veggiechicken]

....we could combine it with Aquaculture and go swimming with fish.......I can just imagine the conversation - Ooooh that's a little tiddler - Oh no its not, its the cold water that does it..........

[Sheneval]

Great idea BB and Ap could take his fishing gear if we follow VC's suggestion - as a fisherman he will be used to catching tiddlers.........

[bearded bloke]