Gardeners Rest #7 (2012)

[julesapple]

.....you're into morgures........I think that should have been a Random Ramble, but still.....

[bearded bloke]

I love to go a rambling I have a rucksack & compass,but my laderhosen is torn ......

[Aberdeenplotter]

anything goes in this thread and on that subject where has Trip gone with the Barmaid? Has anyone checked the .......................

[veggiechicken]

,,,No, Trip, P'ah..BB,.you mean you have ladders in your hosen..........?

[julesapple]

.......Oh meine Schatz. Das ist schrecklich! Der Entwurf .....

[veggiechicken]

......D'oh, Yeah, I had one of them but the wheels fell orf.........

[julesapple]

........through the ladder hose holes?!.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

all this talk of hose and foreign lingo too, are the pompiers......................

[veggiechicken]

.......mending the barmaid's pumps 'cos its time for a ...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

hot flush??

[Aberdeenplotter]

However at the mention of time, Ap looked at his watchand said he had to go pick up a lump of coal and a bit of black bun to take first footing. Until the morrow friends and a happy new year when it comes

[veggiechicken]

Are you on different time to the rest of the UK, Ap - GMT minus Aberdeen?

[Aberdeenplotter]

nope, I just need to make myself presentable for the bells me dear,

[julesapple]

Oh Quasi, you look lovely.....

[bearded bloke]

is Quasimodo doing Mastermind again best not be the same specialist subject as last time