Why don't they invent.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

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Hey AP - you could bolt a couple of old ladders onto a wheelie bin, make a climbing frame for the lottie - what d'you reckon ? Or maybe it comes too close to zimmer frame-ism...

My days of climbing on to wheelie bins are part of history. Three weeks since I fell and still feeling the effects . Interesting concept though. Some fabric over the ladder frame and we have an undercarriage, a wing and if the wheelie bin lid is removedalso a cockpit. Well the Wright brothers must have started somewhere

[Aberdeenplotter]

crikey, I'd get hung drawn and quartered if I went next door with a bottle of wine

[Mikey]

VC, you know 2 strapping young lads which would both happily come and sort out your lights for you. When you've picked up the other bulbs, give me or Chris a shout and pop the kettle on, one of us will appear. Especially if there is a mince pie in it.

[Mikey]

I'd like someone to invent an extra day in the week, and call it chill day or something like that. Sunday was meant to be a day of rest, but that has long since fallen by the wayside. I think we need a new extra day.

[veggiechicken]

VC, you know 2 strapping young lads which would both happily come and sort out your lights for you. When you've picked up the other bulbs, give me or Chris a shout and pop the kettle on, one of us will appear. Especially if there is a mince pie in it.

Thanks Mike, I have the extra DJs for you and you'll have to go into the attic for the others. That ladder is a bit safer than the steps I've eaten the one and only mincepie - it was a freebie in the veg box!! May be able to find some more somewhere........

[veggiechicken]

crikey, I'd get hung drawn and quartered if I went next door with a bottle of wine

Last time he brought me a parcel that had been left with them, a couple of hours later his wife rang him and said she was off to bed and not to wake her! The next day she told me she hoped he hadn't ruined my evening but she had enjoyed the peace and quiet without him

[Mikey]

Thanks Mike, I have the extra DJs for you and you'll have to go into the attic for the others. That ladder is a bit safer than the steps I've eaten the one and only mincepie - it was a freebie in the veg box!! May be able to find some more somewhere........

No prob, let me know when you have them, and I'll pop over. simples.

[veggiechicken]

No prob, let me know when you have them, and I'll pop over. simples.

Wot? the mincepies?
Thanks Mike, much appreciated

[mothhawk]

I'm not very good up ladders either, so I watched this with a kind of horrified fascination....

[julesapple]

I feel ill just looking at that. I nearly hurled when we went to see LOTR and the cinema and they were flying fast along the ground and then, suddenly, down into a ravine where the Orcs were. Oh my gosh....I nearly chucked popcorn and coke over the guy in front one row below me.

[Mikey]

I'm trying to eat and my stomach is churning mothhawk. Free climb that, they are having a laugh, I feel very very ill.

[veggiechicken]

I had to stop at 3 minutes, one hand clutching my stomach and the other over my mouth........Thanks MH

[Mikey]

I've just watched another 2 films and my hands are clammy. Its much better if you go to full screen.

How can I be this scared, sat in my office chair!!!

[veggiechicken]

Depends on who your customers are

[Mikey]

Oh, they are not allowed in my office, its not safe, its 1768 ft up in the air. Health and safety.