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  • Big Mally's Guide to Fairy Lights

    Over to you BM......

    Last edited by julesapple; 14-12-2012, 01:09 PM.
    Jules

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    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    • #3
      Jules, you have just discovered some of the lesser known Laws connected with Fairy Lights that are proven up and down the land at this time of year:-
      1. Lights work perfectly off the tree but when placed in their final position one bulb will fail.
      2. Twiddlling every bulb will eventually find the dud
      3. The replacement bulbs that you have are the wrong sort
      4. the shops no longer stock the bulb you need.
      5. a suitable replacement bulb will be in every shop after Boxing Day.
      You just have to love Chr***mas

      Rule 6 - nearly forgot - some Smart Ape will come along and tell you how it should have been done

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      • #4
        .......pmsl!!
        Jules

        Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

        ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

        Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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        • #5
          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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          • #6
            Yep..........buy a fibre optic tree instead........much less phaff........
            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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            • #7
              Jules

              Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

              ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

              Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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              • #8
                Looks more like a stuffed cow

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                • #9
                  Oh...I thought he was cute.
                  Jules

                  Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                  ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                  Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                  • #10
                    Oh No it doesn't

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                    • #11
                      It is cute - for a stuffed cow

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                        Oh...I thought he was cute.
                        Oh yes it is

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                        • #13
                          Oh Ye......


                          No....it doesn't
                          Jules

                          Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                          ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                          Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                          • #14
                            Yeah but, no but, yeah but.......pardon?
                            Jules

                            Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                            ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                            Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                            • #15
                              Here you are Jules, I'll help you out............


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                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                              --------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                              -------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                              -----------------------------------------------------------
                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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