Senior Moments

[Aberdeenplotter]

Can anyone beat putting liquorice allsorts in the teapot instead of teabags?

[Nicos]

....ground coffee instead of Bisto???

[bearded bloke]

I know it will not brew if you pour a kettle of water in ...... that you forgot to boil

[rustylady]

Tea isn't very good if you forget the teabag completely

[Thelma Sanders]

No but I did put the teabag in the cold kettle t'other day - was just turning the tap on to fill it when it dawned on me

[VirginVegGrower]

I keep referring to the chickens as sheep...Mr VVG is looking very worried!

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

Putting the kettle, just boiled, into the fridge, instead of getting the milk out of the fridge.

[arpoet]

You lot should see my doctor.. he gave me some wonder pills for my memory.... hmmmm i wonder where i put them?

[Nicos]

I have always made 'magic' cups of tea....

put out mugs- forget to fill/boil kettle
put teabag in one mug,fill with boiling water and forget about it til it's cold and stewed
boil kettle and walk away
get out milk and spoon....and walk away

...tis always a celebration when anyone gets a hot cup of tea in this house- made by me!

[veggiechicken]

I'm forever making black coffee without the coffee. You can't tell with a dark mug - that first sip is always a disappointment

[VirginVegGrower]

My mum, talking to a neighbour, came out with a classic many years ago..."I have one of those To Do memory boards, which I write my lists on, but I keep forgetting to look at it." My dad's face was a picture

[Thelma Sanders]

This thread had made me feel so much better, you're all just as bad as me LOL

[veggiechicken]

No, we're just as good as you, Thelma

[Thelma Sanders]

I should have said as mad as me, shouldn't I?

[alldigging]

The best thing about proper senior moments is you forget what you've done that was so shockingly forgetful.